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Drabble: Fetus Interruptus
Title: Sleeping Beauty drabble: Fetus Interruptus
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG-13
Length: Drabble
Genre: AU, fluff, slice of life
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the story. I wish I had YunJae and if I had my way, they'd move to New Zealand so they can be married here :P

AN1: Actual Sleeping Beauty drabble. This is a follow up from And This Is How It Starts so please read that drabble first :P

AN2: Un-betaed and although this is from my Sleeping Beauty verse, you don't need to have read it. All my oneshots and drabbles for the Sleeping Beauty universe can be found HERE

Yunho notices the eyes darting towards his wife, but he ignores them, knowing that Jaejoong’s earlier instruction for everyone to pretend that he isn’t here is like asking for the tide not to come in.

Like it or not, eyes are drawn to the adorable blond cutie wherever he is.

Jaejoong has pointed out time and time again that it’s not him they’re staring at but Yunho, reminding the Jung tycoon that he himself found him rather mesmerizing the first time they met. That presence Yunho has to command a room no matter where he is or whatever setting he is in is something Jaejoong teases his husband about.

The older man always brushes it off, saying that his wife is biased.

He doesn’t bother to get up, not that he can anyway with his legs probably dead from being slept on for nigh on three hours.

Everyone in the room understands though, as they take their leave, trying to hide their not-so-secret smiles.

Yunho misses nothing of course, especially when it comes to his wife.

The side looks everyone gives the sleeping beauty in his arms makes Yunho want to smile because these are cold business people, not to mention the partners leading the acquisition legal team. These are people who know what being poker faced means, and yet not a single one of them is able to leave the room without sending a fond look towards his snuggling wife who has been pretending to sleep for a good half hour now.

“Are they gone yet?”

Jung Yunho’s smile is full as he stares at their reflection in his darkened laptop screen. He can see his wife making duck faces at him in it just before their eyes meet, and the sharp bark of laughter he lets out echoes around the huge room.

His secretary, who’d been about to step into the room, smiles at the sound before she pulls the door shut and turns to walk away.

Yunho’s phone call to London can wait.

“You know as well as I do exactly when they left you great pretender,” Yunho nuzzles his wife affectionately as the blond mewls happily, trying to burrow deeper into his husband.

“I wasn’t feeling up to conversation. They’d probably start telling me about some new car of theirs or some new property they acquired on Jeju or worse, they’re going to start waxing lyrical about how wonderful the Jung stocks are doing and expect me to have some sort of intelligent comment.”

Yunho chuckles, kissing the tip of his wife’s nose. “You should be interested in how our stocks are doing since it’s directly related to your purchasing ability.”

Jaejoong waves his hand airily. “I really don’t care, Yunnie-ah. I don’t need anything.”

“What happened to my wife who told off a bunch of businessmen for trying to pull one over me?”

“I wasn’t your wife back then.” Jaejoong nips at Yunho’s lips playfully, getting the man’s attention and his next breath is swallowed by his husband as they kiss. The kiss starts off being playful, but it deepens quickly as the young Jung’s sexy little mewls in the back of his throat are encouraging to the older man as he hauls his wife higher up his lap to kiss him thoroughly.

Jaejoong’s mewls turn into squeaks though, as he realizes they’re being interrupted.

Pulling his mouth from his husband’s, his voice in his breathlessness as he pouts at the bemused older man.

“What’s wrong, love?”

“Fetus interruptus.”

“Fetus, what?”

Jaejoong leans back, wrinkling his nose and making his pout even more pronounced as he points solemnly to his belly.

Yunho looks down, and sees nothing.

He looks back up and this time his wife even has a cute little wrinkle in his brow as he scrunches his nose again and lets out a huffy little sigh as he shakes his head mournfully.

The movement dislodges one of the leaves in his hair, and it tumbles off his forehead past his face, shocking the teen very thoroughly and he jerks back with a yelp, brushing wildly at his hair and face as he flails around trying to get rid of whatever it is that’s attacking him.

Yunho laughs. He can’t help it, the teenager is too shocked and just too adorable to be helped as he continues to squeak and flail, stopped only when Yunho wraps his arms around his pregnant wife and chuckles against his cheek.

“Love, you came in with leaves in your hair.”

Jaejoong’s heart is racing from the minor heart attack he almost got from the stray leave and he allows himself to take the comfort his husband is offering. One thing leads to another and soon, he’s once again trying to mount the man and devour his mouth.

And once again…

Jaejoong pulls back with a thoroughly disgruntled expression.

Yunho thumbs the moisture from his mouth, eyes hooded as he gazes at his beautiful pouty wife. He thumbs his own bottom lip, hiding a smirk as the teenager follows his movement and moans appreciatively.

“You’re very easy today.”

“I’m pregnant.” Jaejoong declares, as if that explains everything, eyes fixated on Yunho’s full bottom lip, he wonders if he can steal another kiss when…

Yunho is fascinated by the play of expressions on his wife’s face as he goes from naughty to resigned in the blink of an eye. The teenager sags against his chest, huffing forlornly as he pats his distended belly.

“Is the baby kicking?” Yunho asks, his hand moving immediately to the gentle swell of his wife’s slim body.

“Fetus interruptus.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Baby isn’t big enough for you to feel, but whenever I start getting into kissing you, she decides to dance a jig inside as if to remind me that she’s here.”

“Oh,” Yunho eyes widen, before they widen even more as he realizes what the teenager is saying and he chuckles. “Fetus interrupts. Ok, I get it now.”

“Well, easy for you to say. I don’t know if I can ignore her.”

“What do you mean?”

“It means,” Jaejoong drops his voice as he presses his mouth against Yunho’s ear and he continues in a whisper, “how are we supposed to… you know…”


“Would I be whispering if I was talking about kissing, you silly goose!”


“Ok, fine, gander.”

“Gander?” Yunho is used to Jaejoong being random but the knowledge of his baby kicking, his wife all soft and petulant in his arms, and the three hour long meeting he’d had with the boy in his lap has just done a number on him. Not to mention the very interesting kisses he is hoping will lead somewhere. But his wife might as well be speaking Greek for he is having serious trouble following the conversation.

Isn’t baby brain supposed to affect the one who is actually carrying the baby and not the spouse?

“Yes, gander. You’re a gander. Goosey goosey gander, don’t you know that nursery rhyme?”

“Does this have anything to do with the leaves in your hair?”

“What leaves?”

Yunho gives up.

AN: I needed fluff after marathon LITI and nothing heals my soul better than this boy/man... Guh...

Oh so freaking adorable! What a treat for two postings this morning. Sigh...so spoiled now...maybe I can begin work. Lol.

I want to squish Jaejoong. Pls allow me, Nikki. <3

Hahahahaha.....LOL......Jae is so adorable and a 4th dimensional cutie. Poor hubby...,trying to understand his wife but he is a bit slow against his wife's mother mouth....LOL...^0^

I am happy to read this piece of fluff after the soul and energy sucking LITI.

Aww, so cute! And LOLz at fetus ;)
PS. I think we should have a rule to have a dose of baby Joongie or SB Jae after each time of angst in whatever other story :)

They are so adorable together.

Baby Joongie is still at it even when he is a married teenager.

can i pinch joongie's cheeks now?

Can we all just have a baby Joongie to love and cuddle? No?

it's healing indeed...but I still wondering about the leaves since from “ and this is how it starts”.. I dunno if you already answered it and I was too stupid to not notice..

Edited at 2014-05-07 03:35 pm (UTC)

LoL Cheers to Jaejoong and his fetus. This made my day...long day of busy busy works.

I chose to read this before LITI cuz I wanna refresh myself first before dealing with another chapter of angsty YunJae >

Oh my he is just so adorable gahhh wanna bite him
BUT istill wanna know how he got those leaves?

Jae is so sweet here. All he wants is his husband and he's afraid that he won't be able to have him with the baby still being in him.

Finally some fluff! I just finished watching Triangle, and I was kinda depressed from the angsty mood of the drama..sigh.. Thank you for the much needed fluff dose of the day..

JaeJae so clueless makes him so fucking adorable! poor Yunho can't follow what on his wife's mind. so am i.. *fails*