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We can't take the Jungs out anywhere
Title: We can't take the Jungs out anywhere
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG
Length: One-shot
Genre: AU, fluff, slice of life
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the story. I wish I had YunJae and if I had my way, they'd move to New Zealand so they can be civil-unionised here :P

Summary: Getting between a man and his husband is one thing, getting between a man and his children is another story altogether. Yunho and Jaejoong are patient, but even patience has a limit.

AN1: So…this started off as a drabble (honest to god) about Minnie ball and his daddy…and then it morphed and morphed and I’m not sure what happened lol. Excuse the title cos I’ve spent almost over 15 hours over two days in a mediation that turned into a negotiation, and I have no more brain cells left to think about a suitable title…or summary for that matter OTL

AN2: Un-betaed and although this is from my Sleeping Beauty verse, you don't need to have read it. If you like YunJae and you like kids, that should be enough lol. Though even my readers who don't like/want kids like the SB verse so IDK... it's up to you XD You can find the other drabbles/oneshots from this verse here


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Omg this is soo amazeballs kihihi ulzhang glasses lol i shall wear mine today kyahaha ive been yunjae deprived this past few days and this did the trick lol it quench me haha OA na me >_< anyway i love the story <3

I know it's not the point here but I can never get enough of baby chunnie and susu. I love how they are in sync with each other. Awwwwww!!! ❤ Thank you!!!

sooo... so adorable this family you've created... I love them so much... ^.^

The cuteness. I just. Wow. The *cuteness*.

I have a very weird conundrum that goes on. I love HoMin as husband/wife. But I equally like the idea of YunJae+baby!Min. It makes for a really weird reading when I get from reading Trophy Wife and Changmin's strip dance to see baby!Min calling Yunho and Jaejoong 'mama' lol.

This oneshot is as amazing as always. I love how even Jaejoong's children are possessive over him on behalf of their father. :'D Yunho taught them well!

An adorable and romantic read, thanks so much for sharing! =D

OMG~! I squealed thru the whole things and OMG! I cant~! *melts in puddle of goo* Those drabbles of Ur are getting fluffier & cuter with each next update that my heart is about to burst from all the fluffiness <33333 I love U for making me feel that way~! *huggles* Thanks for all the hard work like always~! ^^

omg omg omg!!! this is soooo adorable!!! i can only wish this could be true, a reality. odg. what have you done with this SB series n its drabbles. i love them to the max! i can't.
now let me dive in a good slumber n met the noisy Jungs in my lala land... i wish YunJae could better understand english to be able to enjoy reading their lovestories like this, know that we support them till the end.

Ow I loveee Minnie ball <3 and I love him when he says 'No mama naughty!' kekekeke...once soulfighter..will always be soulfighter. Don't stop making the drables. I love Minnie ball better before he grows up became Lord Voldemin XD. Keep healthy always.

I am just cracking up at every few paragraphs. The one shot has been awesome.

Those to japs so deserve any hateful stares they got from the jungs. Nice aim yoochun. He or thy could have so many worse consequences for that. They might not even get a job.

Can't they see a ring!? And can they be THAT dense as to be putting their hands on jae when there's more than one proof that he is married and has kids!?!? I don't even know why thy were at this get together in the first place. Man, two girls would of been better. I bet the professor enjoyed the whole scene and I hope he embarrasses them further.

Social events without the two of them together is meaningless. They should never need to attend a party separately.

What would a trip to the mall be like for them? The park was seen. What chaos would ensue? Lol. I imagine a full scale search throughout the mall with a chirade of voices for a all out mall announcement and maybe the whole Kim family looking for one, two or all of the kids.

I will never look at changmin the same again. I'll see the word Minnie ball everytime I see him and also Minnie ball antics too. :)

They were defendant of jae. It even caused JJ to do something she doesn't even do.

The only slight small confusion would be:
1) does those iaps know Korean?
2) when jae gave that life ending threat to that second guy, was he saying it in Korean or Japanese?
3) the person who put the ulzzang glasses on yunho was it the sister or changmin?

I highly doubt the professors would grade unfairly with how smart jae is. But anything can happen.

Yoosu stripping everytime they go to the bathroom was funny. It was absolutely adorable how yoochun said su was his. XD

awwwww... the great jung yunho with five children so adoorbssss
aw minnie ball likes to chew on yunho's and jae's chin wae so cuutttte..
i lobbh lobh it when the siblings all defending junsu.. aww..
lovee this as alwaysssss

I'm awww-ing so much right now.

Wahhhhh the pics is so cute, so cute! Yunho with babies is so precious <3
Woah Jung family totally ruled!
Haha they knocked over two grown men xD
And ohhhh God Jung in a tuxedo is one heck of a sight, but he looks good everything tbh...
Thank you for sharing~ ^-^

This is soo cute!! Yunho and Jaejoong were being so cool back there! Serve you right, FUku and Matsuura! ahahahaha~~ XD

Oh the pictures complement this drabble(?) so much :D
Woe betide those that touch the Jung family members without their permissions, groin shots and laser glares of doom shall follow :P

Possessive Yun! <3

But, how if the situation reversed? Like if there be some woman (Yun's client or daughter' client) who delusional and greedy enough that she thinks she can replace/shift Jaejoong position in Yunho's heart and home.
I would like it very much to see how the kids deal with that woman. Preferably in crowded place like a party.

Just an idea that crossing my mind. Sorry if this make you feel unpleasant.

I needed a few seconds after seeing that photo because since the dawn of time my ultimate OTP has been Bias X Glasses and now Yunho with ulzzang glasses and that baby with ulzzang glasses and Jaejoong with ulzzang glasses - brb looking for my ovaries -

Anyway, unfortunately for Yunho I don't think Jae will ever gain a filter. That's just how he works. Also this driveway incident that keeps getting mentioned is scary af. I have a tiny niece and one time I was too busy texting I let her out of my sight and before I know it she's a couple of steps away from the very busy streets. I honestly saw her life flash before her eyes because she's so tiny it would be easy for the drivers not to see her. Thank god nothing happened to her and Yoosu.

And speaking of YooSu, Jiyool and JJ are adorbs but these twins are just precious. They got me making weird noises. Plus I totatlly love how domestic the scene was with Yunho helping the boys dress up. The same Jung everyone is afraid of being this gentle with his kids... dear god I know it's hoping for too much but please let me meet my own Jung too.

That said, thank you for reminding us just how rich and powerful Yunho is, as if we needed that but really I was sneering the entire time because fuck people who just don't understand the word no. And I love how his presence alone makes the children feel that there's nothing in the world that can hurt them. Meanwhile I'm sitting here waving my Jung family banner because even the kids are so badass it makes me fist pump over and over again.

PS. When did they move out of the Jung building? They did move right?

PPS. The irony, Jae not liking the fact that people assume he's some ulzzang when real life Jaejoong is basically the reason Twitter and Instagram were created.

edit: wow this is one loooong comment, sorry for that

Edited at 2014-01-25 02:22 pm (UTC)