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The Tattooist [12a]
Title: The Tattooist
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG-13 for now
Length: Chaptered
Genre: AU, fluff
Warning: Super-mild underage shenanigans. Like so super that really, even if you squint you might not see it. I can't see it myself but eh. Protecting my own ass is a good thing.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the story. I wish I had YunJae and if I had my way, they'd move to New Zealand so they can be MARRIED here

Summary: Nothing has ever fazed him in his life. At 29, he is successfully self-employed, and doing something he loves which means going to work should really be enjoyable. What is that saying? If you work in what you love, you will never work a day in your life? This would be true if not for just one doe-eyed problem…

AN1: I have my head in my hands and i'm moaning because IDEK what happened...

AN2: Someone dropped this into my ask.fm and I thought it was appropriate hahahahaha!


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I kept thinking, as long as Jaejoong doesn't come in Nicole's pants, everything will be fine.
I loved how easily jiji equaled cock in front of Hangeng, made for a great laugh.

Oh I love this chapter a LOT. Jae and his "dirty" mouth is classic. I really feel bad for Yun because of his sexual frustration. I actually really happy with this fic.Lately so much of drama and said stories out there about Yunjae so this is rather refreshing. I don't know how you are going to finish this within 15 chapters. This is just so good that it could go on forever. Thank you :))

LMFAO yunho is so whipped!
and lol at hangeng hearing what jae said
this is so effing hilarious!

I was waiting for update n here u are.. Hihihi.. I really love this.. So damn hooootttttt!!!! Thank you!!

"I want Jiji now!" Omg Kim Jaejoong I couldn't stop laughing. Han and Lay must have been so shock!


LMAO! do not pass go. do not collect 200 dollars. WHat, Yunho.. just drag yourself straight to the jail. no big talk.
hahahahahhh and yunho wanking off to jaejoong's soiled underwear is just so glorious i fucking cracked out loud when i read it while the song Hallelujah by Il Divo is bgm at the moment.
i can not! omg! XD !!!!!!!

LOL at jaejoong. he really is so innocent it will drive anyone crazy... poor yunho cause he has to deal with him from now on and he tall couple are only way too happy to laugh at his expense~XD

i.. i.. i..
whoooooh. love love it.
oh gawd the kissss... my stomach did something there.. unf..
and yunho going commando holy freaking god nikki i cant even. i.. are u trying to kill me or what.
hehe and loving lay here~
hhhhhh the part at han geng "what the fuck" LOLOLOL

ps. 15 chaptersss..... *cries*

Hi there !

I kept smiling for the whole chapter, it's such a treat to anticipate - without nailing it ;-))- Jae misunderstandings and reactions.

The characters are so well defined and described, i have no better words to tell you how much i LOVE your fiction, than it's perfect.

The interactions between all the protagonists are so funny but so on spot considering their respective personalities that i don't really care about the sex, i'd rather read them bickering for pages (which is saying a lot about the quality of the writing and the humour of your story lol).

Thanks a lot and keep up the marvellous work !!


“You did, didn’t you?” Jaejoong smiles, his expression so dreamy that Yunho resists the urge to tug the boy back into the back room and really taste the boy. A simple kiss sends the teenager practically into a swoon, though he knows it is also the after effects of earlier.
xD so cute, aren't you? *pinch his cheeks* i lost count how many times i cooed over jae throughout this fic xD

“You got mad at me when I told you to shush in bed yesterday and now you’re telling me to hush? That’s a little unfair don’t you think?”

“God fucking damn it, Jaejoong.” Yunho wants to bang his head against the wall.


*read your a/n*

Hahahaha my goodness! Laughing over Hangeng's reaction when Jaejoong said he wants jiji now. Trying to visualise the looks if in a real situation. LOL! How shocking that must be. XD

Off to next part! :D

Now we learn that a kitty can bring serious problems in a couple and that Jae can make Yunho go crazy in a matter of seconds.

Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. Just go straight to fucking jail. Yunho, you have a "kitten" problem. Will you be able to cope with it?

And I was right. Yunho does teach Jae about sex glossary though... practice. *dead already*

I love the Monopoly references =P and the fact that everything Jae says takes on another meaning once impure minds hear it =)

I feel little sorry for Yunho.. They already explained to Jae what things sometimes come out of his mouth and Jae is smart, so why he does not stop when he is told to shush