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Drabble: Hermes
Title: Hermes
Pairing: YunJae, HanChul
Rating: PG
Length: Drabble
Genre: Non-AU, Fluff
Disclaimer: I don't own anything apart from the story. I wish I had YunJae and if I had my way, they'd move to New Zealand so they can be MARRIED

Summary: Being Hermes for South Korea’s very own Romeo and… Jaeliet, is extremely trying at the best of times. A Messenger of the Gods shouldn’t have to go through all this…he really shouldn’t.

AN1: Writing this cos I was so distracted this actually JUST happened to me ;;
AN2: 265 words!!!!!!!!! WHY CAN’T I GET THE HANG OF THIS DRABBLE NONSENSE?!?!?!??!!!!?


“Can you tell him…”

“Can you ask him for my…”

“Tell Changmin not to…”

“Tell him he’d better not try that or…”

Back and forth, back and forth.

Not a day goes by that his phone doesn’t have some message or other to pass on to the other person.

Heedictator aka Heenim aka Heechul, relegated to being Hermes, Messenger of the Gods.

At least the name starts with H…

But then comes the point where he really has fucking enough. This isn’t in their agreement!

”Can you massage his leg for me?”


Jaejoong blinks up at his friend.

Heechul can see the confusion clouding those woebegone doe eyes he used to see filled with light, and he decides a fight really isn’t worth it.

So he swallows his scowl, and nods at one of his oldest and dearest friends.


The next time he sees Jung Yunho…

“I don’t want a damn recipe for Beijing fried rice! I want him to make it!”

“Tell him he’s an ass!”

“If I could leave the damn country I would!”

During the lull…

Squeeze. Squeeze.

“Hyung…what—what are you doing?” Yunho gulps.

“You better enjoy this because it’s the first and last massage you will ever get. And if either one of you asks me to do anything like this again, I swear to god I will out you myself!” Heechul glares at his dongsaeng.

“What did he ask you to do?”


“Massage what?”

“Your leg.”

“Hyung…that’s not my leg…”



This is awesome!!!!! I love the ending ;D XD

Over here laughing my butt off!!!


lololol!!! heenim's reaction was quite long at the end in relation to yunaconda's length i assume... *drops mic and walks away*

Oh so if it wasn't the leg.....is it what i think it is? *mind is in gutter*

hahahahahhhah oh heenim..
dear my bitchy heenim . what a good friend you areeee....
hahahaah oh god i laughed like a moron...

What the fuck HeeChul ahhh lol poor your little cute hands.... Jae is too diva even for HeeChul to handle.. What about HanKyung if he saw that lol

And oh those "Squeeze. Squeeze." sounds really makes me lolling so HARD!!!!

Edited at 2013-08-19 05:18 pm (UTC)

You're on a roll baby!!!
How many drabble (ehm... oneshot) today? XD

love it~!!<333

Whut???is heenim massaging??? My goodness!!!

OMG!!!! Hahaha... The ending was epic!!!! Aigoo.. Thank you!!

kdjflkghjkhb,khsjbxnb I just fell from my chair.

Heechul and Jaejoong in the same picture - literally, figuratively, and all - is brilliance unto itself.