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Original SB/Tattooist babies/kittens drabble...
So this is the original crossover drabble I wrote and then discarded... This is really short cos I didn't get past 800 words before I started it all over again lol. Too many adults and not enough babies and kittens lmao! Well... Jung Jaejoong is a little...

A high pitched squeal brings three adults running from the back rooms.




“Jae! Jae, what’s the matter?!”

The red-faced teenager is like a baby guppy, his mouth opening and closing but not a sound comes out. All he can do is point.

Three pairs of eyes meet another three pairs.

“Oh!” Junsu exclaims at the sight.

Yunho smirks. “Well, well, well, what do we have here, Jung? I was expecting you but your three lovely ladies are a sur—oomph!”

Chuckles all round as Yunho’s teenager elbows him in the chest, glancing apologetically at his older, blond counterpart.

“I’m pretty sure he’s just as male as I am. Do you want to check?”

Junsu immediately moves to cover Jiyool’s ears, the little girl staring curiously at the shorter man from her perch in her daddy’s arms. She doesn’t struggle or anything of the sort though for her father is there, and she is safe. Nothing can shake her belief of this. Strange man or not, everything will be alright.

The strangled noises from Changmin’s throat finally turn into words. “Unless you want Nessie beheaded, I really don’t think you should be suggesting something like that, kid.”

“Oh!” Jae turns towards a surprisingly amused Jung Yunho. “You aren’t going to do that are you?” he questions breathily, exhaling his query more than anything. “I’m rather attached to Nessie.”

“You’re attached to an imaginary lake monster?” Jaejoong asks, cocking his head curiously at the gorgeous teenager as he nuzzles the soft skin of his baby girl’s ear. She is asleep on his shoulder and the urge to kick the tattooist earlier has been tempered by the sweet teenager who has already exacted his revenge for him.

“Aren’t you attached to yours?” the teenager glances meaningfully at the blond’s imposing husband.

Jaejoong catches the reference but he’s still confused.

“I have a lake monster? Yunho is a lake monster?”

“His…you know,” Jae sends a pointed look downwards.

It takes two seconds but everyone knows when Jung Jaejoong finally gets it when he bursts out laughing.

That beautiful broken sound that his daughter is used to and the infant on his shoulder can sleep right through.

“Nessie, huh? I have to remember that.”

“Yunaconda too!”

“You gave it two names?” Jaejoong queries incredulously as he darts an amused glance over to his equally amused husband.

“And—“ but the lithe teenager’s words are smothered by a callused palm over his pouty mouth.

“What’s Yunaconda?” Jiyool asks. Junsu’s hands weren’t very tight about her ears and she picks up anything and everything. “Damn, yakuza!” she points to the tattooist. “Can I have Yunaconda?”

“NO!” Five adults yell.

Jiyool is so startled she starts to cry, having no idea why everyone, including her mama and daddy just yelled at her. She buries her face into her father’s neck and starts to wail.

Her wailing has a purpose though, and after several attempts at coaxing her out from the crook of Yunho’s neck, she turns tearful eyes on her daddy.

“Can I have kitty?”

“Yes, you can!” The teen cuts in before her father has a chance to reply.

Jung Yunho arches a questioning eyebrow at the tattooist’s young lover who sends him a quelling look before he plucks his daughter from his arms and goes running off with the giggling toddler, presumably to find the kitty.

“He isn’t afraid of anything, is he?” Jaejoong grins as inhales his fragrant baby girl. She’s just been fed, and is out cold.

His smirk is beautiful when he moves away from his baby's soft hair, stepping flush against his husband who gazes fondly at his wife.

The three men from Mirotic all gape as the blond palms his husband's crotch.

"Yunaconda, huh?" he murmurs.


"I like it when you say my name..."

Changmin swallows hard as he turns to Junsu who is chewing on his bottom lip as he stares.

Yunho has a tiny smirk playing about his mouth as he watches the great Jung Yunho visibly flustered by his beautiful wife carrying their infant daughter. The fact that Jung Jaejoong doesn't appear to care that they have an audience amuses him greatly. It’s like a little invisible cocoon has just draped itself around the couple, and he finds it funny to be on the receiving end of it rather than within the cocoon himself with his teenager.

"Jaejoong..." he tries again.

His wife's smile is playful and loving. "I'm being naughty," he states the obvious.

"I know," his husband mutters, eyes fully on his stunning wife as he tries to move away from the questing hand.

“Will I get into trouble?”

“You’re already in trouble.”


I busted out laughing remembering the "Damn, yakuza!" bit.

Hahaha, this is also very cute. Jae and Jaejoong are equally precocious and fearless, lol

The gif is very cute but I hope the owner didn't really allow the kitty to drink alcohol (no matter how small the amount might be). Cause alchohol could kill a cat/dog especially if they are still young. We once fed my dog chicken meat from a dish which is cooked with cooking wine. She almost died. Then, I didn't know that alcohol is a total no-no. I've learnt my lesson though and from then onwards, I'm careful with what I feed her. I cried buckets and buckets of tears when I saw her vomitting and diarrheaing blood. We've brought her to a doctor at 4pm but her condition worsen. Luckily we know the vet and they are willing to see her at 10+pm. I didn't really sleep that night. One of the scariest night of my life.

I know you posted the gif for fun. But I hope you don't mind me writing this here to caution all pet owners the dire consequences of accidentally feeding your pets the wrong food/ drinks.

I didn't think one had anything to do with the other tbh. All I saw was cute kitty OTL I deleted it anyway just in case. Thanks.

Naughty mama comes to mind... :)
Thanks for writing

iwas totally confused with this one and the last one for a bit. two jae jae's and two yunho's in the same story really blindsides you for a bit. they are just too cute, even the naughty parts XD

I love the way Jaejoong gets the Jung flustered.

I've finished to read The Tattooist again for the... mmm, ay, whatever time it was and guess what, I still loved it and found it better and better every time. And now, this wonderful surprise, a crossover drabble, you really made my nite, loved it!!!
I think I'm gonna read again SB now, no... AINI or ONIB... I don't know...
It's too late, okay, I'm going to sleep, tomorrow I'll decide.
I hope I'll have yunjae dreams!!!
Thanks, Nicky, you're amazing!!!

Jae and his runaway mouth LOL! Giving all sorts of ideas to Jung Jaejoong... I wonder what The Jung thinks about that?^^ Naughty mama indeed... xD Jiyool is such an audacious child, she's not scared of the "damn Yakuza" one bit HAHA! Cute, thanks for sharing!<3

Hahaha....Yunaconda....that brings back fond memories of it.

Both Jaes are equally precious and unique...^0^

*giggles* this is like the precursor to the part you posted. They both work well together
Much like Jung Yunho and Jung Jaejoong, and Yunho and Jae.

what would the world do with TWO YunJae couples (or three because you did an ice/sb cross over too)

*invents cloning machine*

Oh my! Two frisky Jaejoongs and two smug Yunhos is almost more than a girl can take...almost! I really liked this version thanks for posting it:)

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"Damn, yakuza!"...it's so funny....
So Jiyoolie intends to get a kitty out of her daddy...
And her mama is being naughty...

LoL Jung Jaejoong trouble is your best friend and I have happy for you to get into trouble with your hubby. I'm so jealous. I wanna have a husband like that too >